This sample of flower was provided free of charge by HappyClouds for the purposes of review.


Grease Monkey From HappyClouds – 7.5/10


Nose:

  • greasy farts
  • extremely greasy/plasticky/petroleum product scent
  • dank & earthy
  • has a kush type nasal pinch
  • acrid
  • very greasy skunk smelling when busted up – punches you in the nose


Look:

  • seems like an alright machined manicure on a rounded off and flattened +2g bud
  • moisture content seems nice – dense & springy
  • very sticky
  • greens appear duller coloured due to trichome coverage and a very large amount of orangey/amber stigmas
  • muted trichomes hint of sparkle on the outside and glisten like stars when broken open


Roll:

  • OCB single wide paper with smaller filter tip used
  • bit of a pain in the butt to get ground up due to being so darn sticky
  • way above average bud sticking in the grinder – basically glued itself in and required a ridiculous poking to get out
  • above average amount of kief
  • busts up a bit on the chunky side
  • roll was very easy – sticky weed nearly rolls itself if you just ask it nicely
  • ash is lighter grey and very soft textured


Taste:

  • greasy
  • earthy
  • dank and yummy – tastes very much like it smells
  • piney – tastes like the smell of a pine forest in the mountains during a hot summer day
  • also has an abandoned car interior flavour…
  • not harsh but a bit coughy
  • spicy earthy aftertaste


High:

  • starts to hit just past the 1/2 way point
  • kind of light buzz
  • getting a chesty feeling
  • mind feels a bit more open
  • colours are brighter and vision feels a bit more acute
  • decent pain relief
  • overall seems like a mid type high – still able to function with a decent stone
  • eyes get wicked dry

Reviewed Oct 12, 2020


Grease Monkey is a sweet, earthy strain with strong skunky overtones. Created by Exotic Genetix, Grease Monkey is a cross of GG4 x Cookies and Cream. This strain saddles the consumer with a lazy, munchie-fueled body buzz that may soften the blow of chronic pain, nausea, and stress.

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