This sample of flower was provided free of charge by HappyClouds for the purposes of review.
Grease Monkey From HappyClouds – 7.5/10
Nose:
- greasy farts
- extremely greasy/plasticky/petroleum product scent
- dank & earthy
- has a kush type nasal pinch
- acrid
- very greasy skunk smelling when busted up – punches you in the nose
Look:
- seems like an alright machined manicure on a rounded off and flattened +2g bud
- moisture content seems nice – dense & springy
- very sticky
- greens appear duller coloured due to trichome coverage and a very large amount of orangey/amber stigmas
- muted trichomes hint of sparkle on the outside and glisten like stars when broken open
Roll:
- OCB single wide paper with smaller filter tip used
- bit of a pain in the butt to get ground up due to being so darn sticky
- way above average bud sticking in the grinder – basically glued itself in and required a ridiculous poking to get out
- above average amount of kief
- busts up a bit on the chunky side
- roll was very easy – sticky weed nearly rolls itself if you just ask it nicely
- ash is lighter grey and very soft textured
Taste:
- greasy
- earthy
- dank and yummy – tastes very much like it smells
- piney – tastes like the smell of a pine forest in the mountains during a hot summer day
- also has an abandoned car interior flavour…
- not harsh but a bit coughy
- spicy earthy aftertaste
High:
- starts to hit just past the 1/2 way point
- kind of light buzz
- getting a chesty feeling
- mind feels a bit more open
- colours are brighter and vision feels a bit more acute
- decent pain relief
- overall seems like a mid type high – still able to function with a decent stone
- eyes get wicked dry
Reviewed Oct 12, 2020
Grease Monkey is a sweet, earthy strain with strong skunky overtones. Created by Exotic Genetix, Grease Monkey is a cross of GG4 x Cookies and Cream. This strain saddles the consumer with a lazy, munchie-fueled body buzz that may soften the blow of chronic pain, nausea, and stress.
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