Trunk Funk – GizmoCrafts

Trunk Funk From GizmoCrafts – 9.5/10 Nose: hits you in the face as soon as the seal is torn off the bag greasy pine & gas station bathrooms kind of has a somewhat sour smell in a chemical way hints of fermenting fruit almost smells like an old pinecone getting some greasy piss when broken…

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Wedding Crasher – King Tuts Cannabis

Wedding Crasher From King Tuts Cannabis – 9/10 This was a sample provided by a friend to marimoko.biz – you know who you are – Thanks Again! 🙂 Nose: very piney – like a sweet pine hints of skunkiness getting some mint..? there is a gassy/greasy smell when broken open really pleasant smell overall Look:…

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Night Queen – WTF!!! Cannabis

Night Queen From WTF!!! Cannabis – 9.25/10 This flower was included as a “Free Gift” with a purchase from WTF!!! Cannabis. Nose: piney earthy in a sweet way smells like a sweet forest has a strong dusty smell smells like an old abandoned cabin in the woods Look: nice hard, dense, tight & springy bud…

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Shiva Skunk – MMJ Express

Shiva Skunk From MMJ Express – 7.25/10 Nose: greasy sweet tarts candy sweaty plasticky petroleum products hints of orange has an oniony garlic type of skunkiness reeked very very strongly as soon as the seal was torn off the bag Look: smaller peas incredibly hard & flattened – too hard to be springy considerably dry…

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Daily Special Sativa $99oz

Daily Special Sativa $99oz From The Local Dispensary – 8.25/10 Nose: sour earthy pine forest fresh little bit fruity dry musty & dusty when broken open almost has a kush nasal pinch type with hints of plasticky scotch tape Look: medium sized shaggy buds could definitely use a better trim fluffy dense & springy even…

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BakerStreet & Ginger – TWEED

Nose: fresh & gingery somewhat cheesy spicy peppery Look: black energy drink style can with TWEED logo & standard health warnings 355ml drink has 2mg of THC & less than 1mg of CBD but is equivalent to 5.1g of dried flower has a weird childproof plastic thing on the top poured into a glass it…

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Death Star – Yeti Cannabis

Death Star From Yeti Cannabis – 8.75/10 Nose: earthy pine somewhat of a funky smell – like a smelly hippy has a cheeziness to it – B.O. cheeziness somewhat nutty definitely getting some plasticky greasy petroleum product smell little bit of a tropical fruit smell when broken open Look: manicure seems decent – just a…

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Jager – Hillside Pharms

Jager From Hillside Pharms – 9.25/10 Nose: gas/diesel – petroleum grease plasticky rubber earthy underlying sweetness with some sour tones almost smells sugary getting a greasy pine when broken open Look: good manicure on decent mid-sized bud tight, dense & springy looks really pretty with reddish hairs on purple & green bud flecked with bits…

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Basecamp CBD Iced Tea

Nose: smells like regular iced tea nothing weird, no weed or earthy scents lemony, mmm Look: tall blue bottle with a plain logo – picture of a tent has all the standard Canadian legal stickers & warnings everywhere label claims equivalent to 5.1g of dried cannabis while having less than 1mg of THC and 15mg…

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Chemo – Yeti Cannabis

Chemo from Yeti Cannabis – 8/10 Nose: sweet dusty fruity has a greasy plastic/petroleum scent almost smells like burnt hair Look: manicure could be better – seems pretty shaggy/leafy mix of dark & light green w/ brown stigmas good amount of sparkle fairly pronounced purple when broken open nice & sticky looks pretty coated in…

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