Jager From Hillside Pharms – 9.25/10


Nose:

  • gas/diesel – petroleum grease
  • plasticky rubber
  • earthy
  • underlying sweetness with some sour tones
  • almost smells sugary
  • getting a greasy pine when broken open


Look:

  • good manicure on decent mid-sized bud
  • tight, dense & springy
  • looks really pretty with reddish hairs on purple & green bud flecked with bits of yellow here & there
  • not much sparkle but can definitely see the trichomes there – more of a muted or matte look
  • sparkles like crazy on the inside when broken open
  • somewhat on the dry side but still noticeably sticky


Roll:

  • RAW single wide paper w/ smaller filter tip used
  • busted up really nice & evenly
  • fair amount of bud left stuck in the grinder
  • above average amount of sparkly trichome dust left behind
  • roll was very easy – basically rolled itself & came out fat
  • ash is nearly white & incredibly soft
  • burns for a long time


Taste:

  • before lighting the joint – just breathing through it kind of thing it tastes greasy & bitter & very chemically gross – very much like the horrible bitter lingering taste you get from ultra cheap shitty oil someone made and left the plant matter sitting in for 6 weeks and then burnt the oil while cooking it
  • lit up it tastes nice & dank
  • earthy but somewhat “green” tasting
  • kind of has the taste of the smell from a newly built house – with the cut pine & drywall & mud etc.
  • getting a bit of spice & black pepper
  • somewhat sweet
  • has a weird mildewy butter taste
  • slightly metallic
  • glue flavour is present in the last half of the joint


High:

  • started to feel it about 3 – 4 hits into the doobOe
  • getting a small chesty feeling that runs up behind the neck & thru the back of the head all the way across the top of the head & resting nicely in the forehead
  • very much a head fogginess going on
  • feel slightly more alert/awake which is weird but ok
  • leaves a leafy weed aftertaste
  • vision seems a bit more acute
  • can feel/taste it pleasantly when taking deep breaths
  • lasts +2hrs easily


Reviewed Aug 15, 2020


Jager is one delicious and effective smoke, with high THC levels and mad flavour. Much like the real Jager, this bud has an aroma of sweet earthy licorice and a taste of woody lemon pine with a hint of rich licorice upon exhale that becomes intensely sweet at times. This high is characterized by full-bodied indica effects that slowly creep on before hitting you like too many drinks. You’ll suddenly feel completely relaxed in both mind and body with tendencies towards introspection and becoming spacey. You won’t be completely sedated in this state – rather, just blissfully out of it.
Due to its effects, Jager is often used to treat chronic pain, inflammation, tremors, and muscle spasms. It can also take care of minor annoyances like headaches or nausea. Psychologically speaking, Jager may temporarily blunt the symptoms of stress, depression, and anxiety. In large enough doses, it can also soothe insomniacs to sleep. Because it is unlikely to bring about overly cerebral thinking or paranoia, Jager is a good option for users who are prone to panic or who have a low tolerance for THC.

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